三字經=英文色文
?); 6]"k:3 }6*+>? o$)pJ#";F 人之初:At the beginning of life.(生命的起初)
]%>7OH' 性本善:Sex is good.(性是美好的)
j^-E,YMC 性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.(基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)
!<BJg3 習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.(但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之)
>slD.rb] 苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.(若你不隨時勤練精進)
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gc 性乃遷:Sex will leave you.(性將遠離你的生活)
~)xg7\k 教之道:The way of learning it..(學習性的指導原則)
*-'u(o 貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person..(最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人)
@~,&E*X! . 昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(曾經有一個偉大的教母:孟母)
1zqIB")s> 擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(為孩子選最佳性行為示範的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示範而影響小朋友的身心健康)
lI~T>Lel2 子不學:If you don t study hard,.(再次叮嚀,你若再不刻苦勤學....)
_4Z|O] 斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless..(你的雞雞就從此報廢掉)
|Ii[WfFA|J 竇燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(竇先生,名人)
R9@Dd 有義方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(他有一帖非常讚的藥方)
E%8Op{zv_ 教五子 :All his five son took it.(生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖)
:Aj8u\3!@ 名俱揚 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名聲,下港有出名)
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VypN, 養不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為....)
t.Q}V5t{g 父之過 :It is all your fault..(這所有最過都是你造成的)
O<[h 教不嚴 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題....)
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hF 師之惰 :their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..(那他的老師一定敎很懶散,沒有敎的很徹底)
n,/eT,48` 子不學 :You may refuse to study this.(你或許會抗拒學習它....)
}-jS0{i 非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(你就犯下真正的錯誤)
[CxnGeKK 幼不學 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(如果不從小學習它....)
DLggR3K_\ 老何為 :you will lose your ability when aged.(若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力)
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I8~ .Vu2 不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)
cetHpU, 人不學 :If you don t learn sex,.(如果你沒有學習性行為)
UVa:~c$U4 不知義 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(你將無法體會享受其中的甜美)