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沟女,其实好简单(单身入黎噶应该吾少!有女都入黎噶应该仲多!)
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8I8 “系你呕之前我可吾可以问你一个问题啊?” D
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sXi6^ “前面都有个空位啊,你点解吾去坐?” m'oVqA& “噢,我明白喇,原来你系想睇我PP,或者想我用PP睇你?” qmO
Gsj`# “快滚....” ]n\WCU]0 三.落左车车 {3`#? q^o' “你点解又跟住落车啊?” #B)/d?aa' “反正吾系因为你!我中意落车行下.” +J_A*B “我要告你性骚扰,你系边到做野噶?” I?s)^' “你系想讲今日天气好好,定系话想同我一齐食饭?” )0fQ(3oOg “我同你好熟咩?成日讲埋晒ED无厘头噶野,对不起,我吾想同你去食饭!” 6~;fj+S “系啊,我地一D都吾熟.我地好似一个枝头的两棵青草莓,酸酸的.” REnRpp$ “睇左几次大话西游,学左几句唐僧噶野,就以为你好幽默?” 0ydAdgD “幽默是天生的,要怪,你去怪我妈嘛.吾系,仲有我老豆...” QVn!60[lj “痴线.” u)R>ozER “你妈痴线.” i+Ob1B@w “你妈痴线.” CHN!o9f “你睇你,明明就系你啊妈却系要讲成系我啊妈,莫非你想....” Qaq{UW “同我滚....” ;7tOFsV 四.M记门口 e%(zjCA “吾系挂,我做左咩甘黑啊,又见到你.” m\"M`o
B “我都觉,我霖你前世一定系得罪左我” OtY.s\m y “你讲野讲清楚D播!因住我打你喔!” s2b!Nib “你敢.我会叫枷.”/ .Z'CqBr[: “你叫咩啊?” x #BUIi “非礼咯,但吾会话强奸.” +CX2W(' “你以为会有人理你咩?” H,:Cg:E/^ “没都好啊,我非礼翻你咯.”/ 6jPaS!E “痴线枷,你甘无赖都有噶,真是想杀左你!” R:0Fv9bwS “好啊,你米杀咯,最多我吾叫咯.” [WY
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MvUK: “吾好讲野,我一见到你讲野就烦.” Y]&HU) u “我都仲未讲野,你讲下道理好啵?” [-s0'z “我都叫你吾好讲野咯,你讲起野上黎成只苍蝇甘,好黑人憎啊..搞到我好想呕” vyN=X]p “噢,原来我讲野甘厉害枷,点解我自己吾知噶?,甘我又可以去稳多份兼职做喇?” =Ky1v$< “做咩野?” #++MoW}'g “去医院帮人洗胃咯.” 3ZC to[Y “你没得救枷喇,快D去死喇.” `@")R- “临死前我没咩要求,我只系想同你讲句话,但系又惊你吾应承.你应承我好嘛?” -
Kj$A@~x “说喇,合理噶我可以考虑下.” d3 fE[/oU “E餐M记你请我啊?” :pDw gd “你可以去死喇.....” WTY{sq\'
o * M六.出左M记 /D 2v1 “你没女朋友枷?星期六都一个人行街?”" (+CB)nV0IA “准确D甘讲我没女朋友,但系我有女性朋友,你问黎做咩啊?” fVb&=%e “没咩,关心下你噶终生大事姐,吾得咩?” nDui9C “得,点会吾得?你好似我一个最爱噶人。” Z^>3}\_v “边个?..” 'ZTE"KT “我啊妈咯.距都好中意问E样问果样枷。” -[0)n{AVvU “如果条街到吾系甘多人噶话,我真系想打7你.” Gob1V “我都吾惊比人见到比女人打喇,你惊咩姐?甘你呢,吾使男朋友啊?” JS!rZi “吾使你理!”* CIj3D" “噢,明白晒.原来系比条仔飞左,想稳个人黎打,出下气.” ;gK+AU “你就比条仔飞左.哎..同你讲喇,而枷吾想拍拖住.” w<-CKM3qe “考虑一下我咯,我泄底D喇.” uDQ
d48> “求下你吾好再玩喇.” J3S@1"
“我可以无条件充做你噶后备,如果需要男朋友噶时候请打1314339****”. ASR"<
] “到时再讲.” NU I|4X “讲比我听你手机号码,OK?” M:Xswwq “到时再讲喇.再烦我,我闹你枷喇.” vZhN%
DfY “好呀,甘你就发条短信黎闹我喇.” &AZr(> ..................
^qS[2Dy 6@ToPbj4 Q$iv27 七.各自归家 4F)z-<-b “E奇怪,我真系好想发条信息去闹距.” |XLx6E2F “哈哈.距吾发短信闹我先怪啊.” @Zjy"u “死喇,吾通我中意左果个无赖?” j'X]bd' “哈哈,距吾中意我E个无赖,都吾得喇.”
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