三字經=英文色文
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2 e*;c(3>( )Ib<F 7 v 人之初：At the beginning of life.(生命的起初)
Z]j*9#G1s 性本善：Sex is good.(性是美好的)
7~G B;1 n 性相近：Basically, all the sex are same.(基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)
V %YiAr> 習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.(但還是得依照個人的喜好而為之)
v {jQek4 苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.(若你不隨時勤練精進)
elG<k%/2 性乃遷：Sex will leave you.(性將遠離你的生活)
Mc%Nf$XQ 教之道：The way of learning it..(學習性的指導原則)
-sjd&)~S[ 貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person..(最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人)
'&gF> 昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(曾經有一個偉大的教母:孟母)
*WIj4G.d 擇鄰處：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(為孩子選最佳性行為示範的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示範而影響小朋友的身心健康)
0 0SbH$SU 子不學：If you don t study hard,.(再次叮嚀,你若再不刻苦勤學....)
Z6_N$Z.A 斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless..(你的雞雞就從此報廢掉)
_-9@q e 竇燕山 ：Dou, the Famous.(竇先生,名人)
ni6{pK4Wqm 有義方 ：owned a very effective exciting medicine.(他有一帖非常讚的藥方)
j^;I3_P 教五子 ：All his five son took it.(生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖)
E !a |Xp 名俱揚 ：and their sexual ability were well-known..(而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名聲,下港有出名)
ld^=#]g 養不教 ：If your children don t know how to do it,.(你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為....)
P '>SmQ 父之過 ：It is all your fault..(這所有最過都是你造成的)
1e> s{ 教不嚴 ：If they had lots of problems with it,.(如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題....)
VGceD$< 師之惰 ：their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..(那他的老師一定敎很懶散,沒有敎的很徹底)
-Y*bSP)\ 子不學 ：You may refuse to study this.(你或許會抗拒學習它....)
3$m4q`J 非所宜 ：but that is a real mistake.(你就犯下真正的錯誤)
o4%y >d) 幼不學 ：If you don t learn it in childhood,.(如果不從小學習它....)
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CW 老何為 ：you will lose your ability when aged.(若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力)
rDQ!zlg>l 玉不琢 ：If you don t exercise your dick,.(若沒有持續操你的小弟弟)
(vB<%l.& 不成器 ：It won t become hard and strong..(它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)
_x? uU 人不學 ：If you don t learn sex,.(如果你沒有學習性行為)
g=]u^& 不知義 ：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(你將無法體會享受其中的甜美)
